DESCRIPTION
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.
SEEING THE CALDER
If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.
THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".
VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.
SEEING THE CALDER
If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.
THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".
VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.
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Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
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