the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 22, 2020

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norco California

A small horse town in California.. A green town.. Home to the cowboys from hell..

Norco California is a small horse town that is the home to the Norco Vagos the cowboys from hell.

by Norco22mfer May 22, 2023

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Pegging at Hotel California

Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!

Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020

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california pin drop

going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens

my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 20, 2023

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Troy High School California

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

by ded server mod September 15, 2022

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