ass-bum

a homeless person who is really mean and smells bad

I tried to give the ass-bum some changes but he peed on my shoes.

by budely January 21, 2012

Bum Diggity

Pretty much the same version of the ORIGINAL Bom Diggity but redefined to suit the needs of KENNY who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination.

KENNY: Shawsie that contestant is the Bum Diggity!!

SHAWSIE: It's not Bum its Bom!! Bum just sounds wrong!!!

by ThePantherKnows August 20, 2013

bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.

Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.

by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016

mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

bum-snog

Something you really don't want to do

Shaving your legs is a bit bum-snog

by umlout January 12, 2007

bum swallow

When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.

-why does he look like that

-oh he just bum swallowed

by Zoogly December 6, 2016

Power-Bummed

To have received a powerful, aggressive anal penetration by single or multiple men of larger stature than yourself.

Will: Ouch, I still can't walk.
Martin: har har you've been power-bummed son

by Paddlby January 27, 2015