Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012

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gilly boat

A teenage male who is generally a boarder that is usually the best at sports such as cricket. A gilly boat gets dirty easily, and can often be quoted asking for a wash.

He looks like he will be a gilly boat when he gets older.

by Member of the general public September 24, 2013

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rowing a boat

Jerking off two guys at the same time.

Tyler was in that circle jerk last night rowing a boat.

by Bill Hilly October 9, 2013

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Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

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