slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Goku Better

Goku better than your favorite anime character.
Wife: chichi
Sons: gohan, goten

Michael: Saitama over goku
Jackson: Goku better

by Nonsecalik February 14, 2023

You Better Run, You Better Hide

Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
You go around, tellin' lies, and now you wanna compromise
Whatcha tryin' to do to my heart
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah
Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
Well everything I had is yours, and now I'm closin' all the doors

Whatcha tryin' to do to my soul
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side, yeah
I love you, oh I love you so, can't you see, don't you know
I can't stand your alibis, you tell me lies, drive me wild, yeah
I say what are you tryin' to do to my head
Say whatcha tryin' to do to my head
Well now I'm gonna draw the line

'Cause you ain't gonna take my mind
What are you tryin' to do to my head
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side
You better run, you better hide, you better leave from my side
I could yell, yeah
I said go away and leave me alone
I can't stand you no more

by Death Menace June 1, 2023

Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023