Coot bang

Bomb Pussy

This Coot Bang so damn moist and wet.

by Oooouuii June 29, 2017

test bang

When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.

"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"

by riotrooper February 4, 2021

big bang

A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.

Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!

by Nikias November 1, 2005

Finger bang

To put your finger(s) in a vagina and unmercilesly slam them in and out.

Duane finger banged Jenny so hard, she sprayed all over his face and left his bed like a paddling pool

by FCUKer69 September 1, 2013

alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.

Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him

by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009

finger bang

to finger a male or female in either the posterior opening or the pussy.

i just got finger banged last night.
my father finger banged my brother in the ass.

by hot'n'sexychick June 7, 2003

Bama Bangs

A hair style popular amongst redneck males found most prevelant in the Deep South region of the United States that can best be described as a cross between a Moe Howard bowl cut and an English sheep dog; thus giving them the appearance of a depressed Hobbitt with Downes Syndrome.

I heard Justin Beiber cut off his Bama Bangs because he was tired of being mistaken for a girl.

by Volsung September 30, 2012