Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021

bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.

man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!

by djtimyd July 31, 2017

Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol

My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.

You hear eagle with his crack lung again?

by Lunger February 14, 2019

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.

pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus

by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022