mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

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asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

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Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

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Asian math grades

very strict maths grades

Asian math grades
maths methods
45-50 = expected
40-45 = harsh lecture
35-40 = seriously threatened
30-35 = there is no such thing

by mathsisawesome July 21, 2017

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asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015

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