Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Pipe Bomb

Hiding your long middle finger in ur pocket and pulling it out to a friend when you feel like you have to

Beast boy pulled the pipe bomb at Cyborg

by sdoopid123 June 25, 2022

pipe

often referred to a gun.

Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.

by intro291 March 7, 2021

Pipe cleaner

A pipe cleaner is a tool used to clean your penis hole

John: Hey fred can you buy some pipe cleaners for my dick?

Fred: Alright give me my money for it

by YaBoyXavier June 26, 2024

My pipe leaked

An expression used by the male sarcastically after cumming inside.

Moaning by both sides. The guy cummed inside. The guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.

by Leakypipe November 29, 2017

pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “

by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018