Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.

Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!

by FWEBJW July 20, 2013

lemon not so delicious

fucking rank.

Look at him, lemon not so delicious!!

by cheeseface224 August 5, 2010

Lemon

Fanfics for horny people

"Jason, what are you reading"
"Some lemons"
"Then why are you jerking off"
"Because I'm reading lemons"

by NSFW Fanfition April 30, 2020

Lemon Snowfall

When you blast a mighty load into your girl's mouth and then piss down her nostrils, allowing your potent man juices to mix in her oral basin.

Was... Was that... t-t-the legendary Lemon Snowfall!?!

by MercoIsDumb January 24, 2022

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

Lemon Eater

A total loser who sucks so much at fantasy football that they have to eat lemons.

Gare is a lemon eater.

by Champ2021 November 1, 2021

Lemoned

To add more sourness to a bad situation.

Tom lemoned the fight between the neighbours

by Sammy 4109 January 26, 2021