by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022
Get the Jason Kellermanmug. by Little jones June 22, 2021
Get the jason nealemug. Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.
That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.
by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025
Get the Jasonmug. Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. 