fruit loop

The action of aggressively projectile farting a large amount of cereal and milk over some ones wall due to a cough or stimulation of the body. This also has to be done but ass naked and preferably while doing doggy style

"Fuck man I coughed while fucking her last night and I fruit looped all over her wall

by fartsux March 15, 2021

pls fruit

something blox fruit beggars never shuts up about

me: grinding light on snow village
blox fruit beggar: pls fruit pls fruit pls fruit

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 19, 2025

fruit with frosting

A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.

"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"

by Trevor Trevorson February 25, 2014

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024