The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”
by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025
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“Hey, do you know Zombie (OABD)?”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”
“Yeah! That’s the owner of OABD.”
“But what about his other feats?”
“….”
“I don’t know, probably Zombie (AKOND).”
by R3d4cT3d January 30, 2023
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by anonymous August 24, 2022
Get the zombie wap mug.A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
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She thought to her self, "These bastards wanna play huh?" As she slit her throat commiting zombie kamikazi in the hopes her captors would face a swift ending upon their return to the cabin.
by OdRalf October 10, 2020
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