fuck yo couch

If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.
by yanar October 28, 2006
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vtec yo ass

Words used by owners of Honda's with the variable valve timing system (vtec) to imtimidate there oponents, it is a battle cry, and a catchy saying.

*Also known as vtec y0 ass, and vtec y0 a$$*
my vtir prelude will vtec yo ass nissan boy!
by Mitchell August 28, 2004
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yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.
"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
by Dave March 28, 2004
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slang yo fang

The act of somebody hitting you in the face and knocking your teeth out. The slanging being the punching and the fang being the teeth.
"You better watch yourself or Ima slang yo fang!"
by Jawsh Jennings April 26, 2006
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yo bitch ass

used when someone gets punk'd, trys to act tight but they ain't, or trys to be hard but they are pussies
me: shut yo ass up nigga
friend: dude stop making fun of me man
me: YO BITCH ASS
by CHRIS ROCK April 20, 2004
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yo mama

yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in 1st grade

yo mama failed this test... even jesus failed!
by im soo hoooooood ;] April 30, 2009
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yo momma face

the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma.
nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was.

the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma'd you first.
kid1- insult
kid2- yo momma
((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken))
kid1- YO MOMMA FACE.
((kid1 now wins. and contrary to some people beleifs.. yo grandmaw face.. dosent beat it. yo momma face is the ultimate))
by itsmeyouknow August 07, 2006
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