3 definitions by CHRIS ROCK

tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by CHRIS ROCK June 15, 2003

kazaam

An expression used when making fun of Shaq.

Yao Ming was thinking "Kazaam!" when he blocked Shaq's first 3 shot attempts against him.

by CHRIS ROCK May 2, 2003

yo bitch ass

used when someone gets punk'd, trys to act tight but they ain't, or trys to be hard but they are pussies

me: shut yo ass up nigga
friend: dude stop making fun of me man
me: YO BITCH ASS

by CHRIS ROCK April 20, 2004