Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

Water Princess

1. drunk bitch.

'The water princess puked everywhere last night. Man, I know how to pick the classy ones.'

by lwzcopter January 31, 2009

water high

When you are really thirsty and you can't function right and it makes you look high.

By,
Jeremiah Jesus Hernandez

Hey tia are you water high get some water.

by Water High April 19, 2017

dry water

Vodka

Hey would you like some dry water?

by Xsniper1 March 12, 2017

Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages

They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.

by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013