When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
Get the Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kickmug. Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.
Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*
by uwunoahfence March 14, 2018
Get the Your aunt/uncle genderfluidmug. It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.
by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009
Get the Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkeymug. its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
by p cutta April 10, 2005
Get the uncle jeds pocket watchmug. A series of videos where Quandale Dingle talks about his life
it commonly has short clips of memes, referred to as 21st Century Humor.
it commonly has short clips of memes, referred to as 21st Century Humor.
Quandale Dingle: Hey guys. Quandale Dingle here. When I was 10 years old, my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weeny doodle
Girl: wtf was that??
Girl: wtf was that??
by Quandale. Dingle. Here. May 6, 2022
Get the my goofy ahh unclemug. The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.
Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?
by Haygurl007 April 7, 2011
Get the Uncle Tom and Aunt Flomug. While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
Get the Uncle Wully's Rude Awakeningmug.