Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

ninja turtle

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker

#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 19, 2016

Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

by 1802 December 08, 2009

purple turtle

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

by xenomorph June 06, 2004

turtle haed

when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in

AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"

by ao 3 turner April 20, 2005

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 13, 2010