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turd gurggle

The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.
"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."
by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013
mugGet the turd gurgglemug.

Turd-Head

A guy/girl who trash talks and just acts like a total moron.
Shut the fuck up turd-head!
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
mugGet the Turd-Headmug.

Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
mugGet the Turd nuggetmug.

Turd Tong

It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
by anonymous May 2, 2022
mugGet the Turd Tongmug.

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
mugGet the toot the turdmug.

golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.
Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
by Linearity August 23, 2020
mugGet the golden turdmug.

Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
mugGet the Turd Pausemug.

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