don't tag me bro!

similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.

omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"

by evan scott May 6, 2008

Don't cut my feet

To cut a "middle man" out of a business deal for any reason without "middle man" permission. No matter how unreasonable, ridiculous or just down right stupid. Even if said "middle man" was the one who set you up with the new business contact in the first place. Even if going to the new business contact is more beneficial to you, out of some kind of far fetched, crazy person ideals you must throw all common sense and logic out the window and screw yourself to keep some idiotic, obviously desperate "middle man" happy.

"Hey, John If you want to purchase that car you need to come to me. "Don't cut my feet" and go to my boss we were friends 10 years ago and I need that commission even if it means you must knowingly screw yourself over."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."

by batshitcrazychic February 2, 2013

you don't know me

i'm calling you out to fight me.

if i was arguing with someone nd i tell them you don' know me. i'm to fight you.

by evelena singleton March 24, 2005

don't make a cluck about it

Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.

If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.

by whatsadencur May 6, 2015

I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

I deadass Don't care

When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.

Example on discord:

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"I thought we where friends?"

"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"

by RKI kongen January 26, 2020