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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)
" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards
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Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,
What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!
by Sexydimma December 27, 2021
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Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
by Extracting December 1, 2013
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Bus person gang

a bus person gang is a gang of friends on a School bus. They have to deal with many dangers on a school bus. such as: really sexaul girls and all they talk about is sex. Annoying middle schoolers that are very obnoxious and attention seeking. people that push and shove onto the bus because they think that they are better then everyone else.

thanks.
bus person gang member #1: so, how's life?
*random noise in the background*
bus person gang member #2: alright
*girls randomly moans in the background*
bus person gang member #3: hmmmmmmmmmmm, how to I do this game level?
*another girls moans in background*
bus person gang member #4: no clue!
by man on a bus March 9, 2022
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Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!
by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021
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Tennessee personal chicken

While fucking fat trailer trash on her back with legs up like drumsticks throw Memphis hot sauce in her eyes right before you come on her breast
Last night I made Andrea from Boones mobile park my own Tennessee personal chicken .
by Jax 420 April 25, 2023
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