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Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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Jerk Hole

A self dug hole in the ground where one would perform a jerk.
Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.
by Chocolatechipwaffles September 2, 2023
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olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
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Circle jerk

Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
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jerking the dice

When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.
"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"
by Saqvobase March 3, 2019
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
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