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washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy
Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.
by DSers September 28, 2008
mugGet the washed my cupmug.

Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
mugGet the Plower Washmug.

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
mugGet the Wash my dogmug.

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
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Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.
Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.
by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024
mugGet the Washedmug.

cad of wash

Yo! Lemme see the cad of wash...
by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008
mugGet the cad of washmug.

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025
mugGet the Indian Hand Washmug.

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