cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

bougeir Johnson

That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.

Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson

by BigBot15 March 21, 2022

Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.

Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit

by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022

Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)

Johnson middle school is gay

by Dean68421 November 4, 2021

Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.

Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.

by Doerr7 July 2, 2022

Johnson Jumble

Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!

by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022