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Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?
by Bruh* February 13, 2018
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Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Jason

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jason? ew.
by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023
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Jason

Jason is a very nice and smart guy with a ledge over many people, he is very loyal and has one girlfriend and will do anything for her, he is an alpha male with an amazing personality.We all love Jason and he is extremely funny.
I wanna be just like jason he has sex all the time!
by ffgfgaujabwwjw December 10, 2021
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Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!
Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!
by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021
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Jason Kellerman

I sexy lover of men, although all the girls follow him everywhere
Jason Kellerman is banned on Roblox.
by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022
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Jason

Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.
That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.
by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025
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