Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020

silly goose

very silly

Brynnox was being a silly goose.

by TASHNER217 October 28, 2019

silly gooses

People that are very very silly people

Hey did you know that anthony and angelina are silly gooses.

by silly gooses October 9, 2020

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.

I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.

by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020