Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.

That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.

by diamondhandz October 2, 2021

joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate

"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!

by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

highly joking

Mostly joking, with just a b i t serious

Person A: "kys"
Person B: ". . ."
Person A: "im highly joking btw"

by haveyouwondered May 31, 2023

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022