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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
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Cheese touch

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022
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Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 12, 2022
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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
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Sammy’s Touch

When you fingerin a girl so good! Just like Sammy Jackson. Aka Samuel Jackson
“ gave dat bitch the Sammy’s Touch
by Streetlyfe1billion January 7, 2021
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Green Touch Landscaping

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.
Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard
by LawnMaster January 18, 2021
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le touch

When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.
*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"
by vikmcsrb January 24, 2021
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