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Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina
"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"
by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020
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lemon chang

A chaotic person, outgoing, bubbly but also dangerous. People with this name are the best in their field. They will always give life to everything around them. He/she attracts positive energy, inner happy go lucky child. Lemon is sour tho but interestingly good for anything and anyone. Its very great for beverages. He/she is rare and undeniably attractive. Yellow is the color representing smile, happiness, freshness and being a sunshine. Sometimes, changes in attitude may occur but that is very normal, the shift of energy. One can be gangster at some point.
Lemon changes for who? Lemon is for lemonade.
by penandcil November 22, 2021
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Lemon

Person: Woah lemons so fine...
evan: fuck off cunt that WOMAN is MY PROPERTY
by Wegnant October 29, 2023
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lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out
'' is it the lemon season, mate?''
by daiyuツ May 6, 2023
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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
by Madsux May 29, 2018
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squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.
Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.
by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018
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