Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

Urban Douche

Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.

Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal

Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche

by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019

DUNWOODY DOUCHE

A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.

That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!

by nelgnelg June 12, 2019

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018