Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021

Boat

A thing that rocks on wet stuff

Look at the boat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities

"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"

by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025

Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020

BOAT

BOAT stands for Best of All Time .

e.g.

1. Did you see Liz? She's the BOAT when it comes to pokémon!!

2. Araki is a BOATed mangaka

by Siltet September 14, 2025

Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.

"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"

by RussiaIsmyCity September 16, 2017

The brown boat

Shitting in the tank of a toilet

When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat

by DJxDEFALT May 16, 2015