Blooben Test

A test to quantify the blobness of an object and/or creature. If the blob status of the object is rated 5/10 or higher, it passes the blooben test.

My slime ball passes the Blooben Test.

by GoodOlKappaTea March 08, 2024

blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows

Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"

by Misahkay March 26, 2024

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 24, 2017

Testing Urban dictionary

Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, my Word was accepted even if the account creation was at the end ? Do i receive a mail ?

Testing Urban dictionary Is the true test

by PacoAdams November 23, 2021

Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Dexhdel Test

Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass

I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.

by Codex27 July 10, 2024