State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

San Diego Switcheroo

The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.

The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.

by TheRealSugarMama69 December 5, 2020

Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.

The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out when having intercourse and going down on a female to boost the amount of time before you cum. Also to calm down and switch positions

“Yeah bro I almost finished in 5 minutes but I did the Sauceman Switch!”

by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021

speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021

whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021

The Bitch Switch

The Bitch Switch is a very complex scenario, in which a guy is with a girl, smashes, and has that girl leave, moments before the next girl shows up without either of them knowing anything. Both of which are complete opposites of each other i.e. night and day.

John: How'd your night go?
Randy: The Bitch Switch worked perfectly as usual

by Mr. Bob and Vegene May 11, 2021