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Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand
Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.
by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018
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Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.
by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018
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speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian
Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
by Oldbehide November 8, 2018
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Speediocre

Speedy + mediocre = speediocre
When I learned unexpected company was arriving in 15 minutes, I did a "speediocre" job tidying my house.
When I forgot an assignment was due the next day, I wrote a "speediocre" report.
by JewelryPhoSue November 20, 2018
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SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018
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Speed

What people like Lucas martin and Usain Bolt
"Luca Martin is speed"
by TargetTurkey April 10, 2019
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Speedcore Soldier

One of these people who are pumping every free speedcore track on Soundcloud, do
2000000 reposts per second and can tell you all the gossip on FB and all other plattforms
regarding the next Trash n Core party in 5 years and the previews releases on praxis, fischkopf,
splitterkor dziwko and splatterkore.
"Look man, I uploaded this track three hours ago and not even 300 clicks, yet" "Well it´s time to
make repost on another account or to send it to one of your speedcore soldiers".
"Yesterday I have seen her Facebook Account, it´s full of Kreislaufstörung Videos and Speedcore Worldwide Sampler
Reposts, never thought she could be such a Speedcore Soldier".
by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019
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