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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 21, 2013
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K-Cuz Shake

The Act of shaKing a vending machine to liberate chocolate
You can shake the machine, just don't give it a K-Cuz Shake!
by MoffTarKin June 6, 2013
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Grimace Shake

A milkshake that if you drink it,you will “die”,also they’re made of blueberries,raspberries/strawberries,vanilla ice cream,and milk,if it’s well blended,top it with whipped cream,it is the milkshake we celebrated on grimace’s 52nd birthday
by Some guy you never know about October 22, 2023
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shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird
Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird
by lunadarlingdaring January 28, 2024
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Shake n’ Shine

When two men shake hands and then proceed to shake each other's wanks. It is a gesture of friendliness and masculinity in Croatia.
"How did your job interview go yesterday?"

"It went swimmingly. I think I really nailed it with my first impression when I greeted my employer with a Shake n’ Shine"
by Sxftware March 25, 2023
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shake

Girl-“this party is lame af”
Boy-“Nah for real i’m finna shake”
by The real definitions of urband February 9, 2023
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New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.
by itzmillicent March 9, 2025
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