Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 12, 2008
Get the salt malt soupmug. 'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.
Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.
Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.
'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.
Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.
'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
Get the Kale Soup Shitmug. "Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
Get the Tomato and Orange Soupmug. There is those who know about soup can on a grill, and those who don't know about soup can on a grill.
by lehoofer August 17, 2023
Get the Soup Can on a Grillmug. Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.
1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water
Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.
Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water
Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.
Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
by ceerip707 February 10, 2019
Get the Hot Flepper Soupmug. soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10
by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021
Get the soup dog kelseymug. This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
Get the The Tomato Soup Kitchenmug.