RICE STATUS

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.

Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.

by e.skoland February 27, 2022

connor rice

Fard

Gosh darn it Johnny just did a Connor Rice!

by Quandary wigglebottoms April 29, 2022

Shane rice

A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.

“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”

by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020

Japanese Rice Krispy

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina

" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 7, 2025

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Rice

Rice, noun. A grain of the genus emeritus. Grows on a cob.

"Oh hey man look at that cob of
Rice"

by iamcrimmo September 29, 2018

Rice mum

“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”

‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’

by Rolyat Meg December 17, 2024