Queef

What comes out of your moms mouth

Me: Damnit mom! Black lives DO matter!+

Mom: *queef*

by BougeeB June 7, 2020

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Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;

person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!

by br4t20 August 26, 2021

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Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

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bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

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