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Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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Whipped queef

Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.
Then I whipped queefed all over his face.
by Wooly1818 February 20, 2017
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Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.
Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!
by MissyMcD July 12, 2020
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!
"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "
by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Queef

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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