Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
by Sethhh March 19, 2010
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Pulling a Hamlet

Occurs when an employee leaves work prior to the company’s cultural expectation of 7:00pm. This is true even if they came in before 7:00am or worked virtually the rest of the evening.
Employee 1:"Hey where is Joe? Is he in a meeting?"

Employee 2: "No, he's pulling a Hamlet." or "No, he pulled a Hamlet."
by dmlives July 25, 2011
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pull a Panama

Causing your own boat (or yacht) to blow up for the sole purpose of distracting two hostile boats that are chasing you. This is done by lighting a cigar, cutting a small hole in one of the boat engine's fuel hoses, placing the lit cigar between the cut fuel hose and the wall, turning the boat 180 degrees heading toward the hostile boats, tying a rope around the steering wheel to ensure the boat's intended path toward the boats, and jumping off before your own boat explodes, thus, performing a Panama.
Al: "What do you think Dirk?" Dirk: "Uh, I think we need to pull a Panama!" Al: "A Panama...A Panama?!" Sandecker: "Panama?" Rudi: "What's a Panama?" Al: "Navy thing." Rudi: "I didn't know you were in Panama." Al: "We weren't, we were in Nicaragua." Rudi: "So, why do you call it a Panama?" Al: "We thought we were in Panama!"
by Battle Squirrel March 16, 2018
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Pull a Ricegum

When you take or break someone's phone or assault someone, because they took a picture/video of you, that you don't like.
"Hey man if you don't delete that, I'm bout to pull a ricegum"
by Mel Courtney April 03, 2017
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Pocket Pulling

Jerking off with your hand in your pocket.
Caroline saw James pocket pulling in the middle of math class.
by kns891 November 27, 2010
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Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone
You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...
by pauljerker February 25, 2016
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pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.
Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
by Blitzmus February 21, 2015
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