Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

Chunky piss

When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit

I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea

by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020

Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.

It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.

by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021

Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021