penguiphile

a person that is overly obsessed with the notion of stroking penguins and a fierce desire to possess stuffed imitations of this aquatic, flightless bird sometimes known for aberrant behavior despite the cute and formal attire.

Teesha wanted to stroke her penguin, marking her penchant for penguiphilia most notably as the world\s leading penguiphile.

by ReallyNormalGuy April 4, 2016

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016

Penguation

The migration of penguins from one habitat to another.

"I feel like my penguin has penguated (penguation) to London Zoo"

by Callum99 January 26, 2017

PenguinDSC

The world's sexiest man alive ever to be on Earth. He is so attracted and handsome looking compared to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. This boy also likes to have fun and smack everyone who is rude to him.

"I am so PenguinDSC and way better than everyone!"

by IT'S OVER 9000!!! June 9, 2017

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

penguinsoo

kyungsoo. thats it. penguinsoo is basically fuckin kyungsoo from exo. just. penguinoo. dont let his egg hair die

man, penguinsoo's hair looks like a fuckin egg.

by TheAlmightySenpaiLord July 24, 2017