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Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
by Doent August 25, 2018
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Paige

A girl that is actually in your league but is in denial about being with you. She puts u so far back in the friendzone that you question if reality is worth living.
Guy 1: Hey man Should I go for Paige again in summer?
Guy 2: No you shouldn’t man she’s just gonna hurt you again, but I know you will still do it
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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Paige

A very pretty girl. All the boys like her . Always has rich things . Is very sassy. Have an amazing life . Doesn’t care about you if you don’t like her . Is very caring and kind.
Paige is a beautiful girl being defined by her confidence which sometimes puts her down .
by By Hannah blocker October 26, 2018
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Paige

A girl known for taking loads wherever Daddy wants it.
That girl is being a total Paige. She let me blow a load on her face.
by Deflated Donkey November 2, 2018
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Paige

A Paige might seem like a lovely girlfriend being kind hearted and nice but she is a bit Jelouse of a person mainly your best friend she can be a bit of a Bitch so be careful she might lead your friends to depression
Person a: wow she's cute she must be a Paige
Person b: be careful she might get jelouse
by JDN9 November 9, 2018
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Paige

Paige is a very pretty girl, but can be very stubborn. She loves her career and has fun every day at work. She is a fun-loving person. Will most likely be single and be a cat lady. But she was very popular growing up! She most likely has an amazing little sister with a big age difference. She gets jealous easily but is very beautiful and one of the best friends you will ever have.
Girl: your beautiful

Paige: Shut up Im going to die alone
Girl: well your good at your job
Paige: yes I love it so much
by Avano November 23, 2018
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Paignthor

A person that cant melee in minecraft and only bow spams
I'm dropping Paignthor!
by FeetusDeletus December 4, 2018
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