door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.

here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008

Hugging the block

Sharing the true gospel On the streets

Salutations to all the saints hugging the block for God's glory

by Follower of Christ August 19, 2016

Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

by Findamonium March 16, 2017

Schoch Block

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.

Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!

by PacAttackk October 19, 2011

Spin the Block

To circle back around to something... Normally the opp but can be gentrified to mean come back to something later.

Billy, we gonna spin the Block and done back to that later.

by Spinnin7ohFoe September 10, 2022

Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.

Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.

by CSB Fern April 28, 2012

F Block

To F block: To have sex with someone on your block or in your apartment complex.

F Blocking: To be having sex with someone repeatedly who lives on your block or in your apartment complex.

I could hear Rachael F blocking him through my window.

by F block gangsta February 10, 2010