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Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion
Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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netflix math

When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.
I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.
by MsLou April 10, 2016
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math

persone1;im being mentally abused
person2:the math did it
by kailynmay June 13, 2018
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Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Math buddy

A Math Buddy Is A Boy And A Girl That Gets Close And Eventually Have A Sexual Relationship
by Hqmanbams December 1, 2015
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Maths

Maths is like sex, i dont get it
Hitting tiffany from the back is like maths bro, i dont know how to do t
by Gahshshs hu js July 13, 2020
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