A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
Get the Gay Past the Expiration Datemug. Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022
Get the Blind Blind Blind datemug. Every November 6th, a female/male can date their crush all day without their crush knowing. Only they know they are dating them.
by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019
Get the Date Your Crush Daymug. This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
Get the date rape the coffee potmug. (Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
by Sexydimma July 26, 2014
Get the frankish dinner datemug. Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”
by Camthespam June 23, 2019
Get the Middle school datingmug. Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.
by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010
Get the Porn actress dating sitemug.