Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
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I don't miss

Lincoln "I don't miss"
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Miss K

Latvian ting that sends the driest messages. Her go to message is ‘k’
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sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
by The Pug Father February 06, 2020
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miss aeysh saotome

a girl whos inlove w mary saotome from kakegurui 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she even used the sound which contains the words ‘in love with a white girl, she soft as powder, i get hard around her’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶🥶
person 1: do you know who miss saotome is??!

miss aeysh saotome: me.
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miss warren

the math teacher filled with rage!
Look out! Miss Warren is about to yell how people are ruining other people's time to learn!!!
by I_Like_Pilk October 05, 2022
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Miss wynn

An absolute thicc beast of a woman no one can compare if you see her gyat you will not be able to take your eyes off she has a trolley that she rides around in she knows just when to get qwerky and is unparalled
THEY yelled gyat because they saw miss wynn
by big seem November 16, 2023
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