Mexican Screwdriver

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler

Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.

I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.

by johnpag November 26, 2009

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Mexican Delight

Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:

Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)

Hamster guts

If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight

Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?

Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!

by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012

Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

Mexican Rewipe

Having to rewipe you ass after taking a crap some time ago.

person #1: Man! my ass is feeling greasy from taking a crap 4 hours ago! Person #2: Dude, really!? sounds like you could use a Mexican Rewipe!

by BigTr September 12, 2010

Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009