May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

May 12

May 12 is 'National Dave Day'. Dave is the best character in DSAF and today is the day to celebrate it!! 😝😝 You can: draw him, talk about how amazing he is to your friends, and just in general show you appreciation for our beloved davey 💞

"oh my god!! It's may 12 😱😱 I better draw Dave!"

by Sunnykittii May 12, 2022

MAY 6TH

National hug day! Hug anyone and they'll habe to hug you back, or stand still DONT BE SCARED

Heyyyy its MAY 6TH, give me a hug!

by Definitely true May 5, 2021

may 19

anne boleyn is beheaded :///

may 19 1536

by iloveanneboleyn May 9, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022

may 27

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

May 10th

National "give up on your life and worship pearl from steven universe" day

"It's May 10th, you know what that means."
"no i dont"
"its the day where you give up on your life and worship pearl from steven universe"
"ohhhh"

by p3arL. May 10, 2021