your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

your mom

your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback

your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit

by dogsarecute420 November 28, 2020

Paxton’s Mom

The hottest MILF in the world. Nobody comes close.

Damn she hot as fuck. she must be Paxton’s Mom

by KernalKeen January 9, 2022

mom's love

It's a human right that I had been denied

Maybe you have been denied too

"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"

Then she continued the verbal abuse

mom's love is Something...

by ASadFoxThing April 13, 2021

Ur mom

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

by 3qn August 10, 2022